Birthday Wishes for Myself

May God bless me with a long life! Happy Birthday to me!

Happy Birthday to the most amazing person I know, I myself!

Birthdays are good, but my birthday is the best! So happy birthday to me!

My wishes for myself are the greatest, cause they entail my sincerest desires. I wish they’ll all come to pass. My angels have given me the assurance, for it’s my birthday.

My mistakes are all in the past. This birthday shall birth my miracles and undo my mistakes. Today marks the day I was born.

The warmth of affection and the fragrance of peace shall trail me in this new year of my life.

It’s the day I was born. My wishes are endless. However, they all have a dose of happiness in them. I wish myself untold joy and gaiety.

I wouldn’t step backward. I wouldn’t return to my past. As I age like the ageless stars I’ll constantly move forward.

My life will be as beautiful as the red roses. Love will find me like it found Guinevere in the eyes of the charming Prince Arthur.

Happy birthday to me. I’ll never hold unto the past. My yesteryears will never beat my present and neither my future.

This new year of mine will prompt the world to sit down and watch me do great for myself. I’ll be found in the midst of the Kings and Queens.

No matter how hard life may get, I’ll never be caught within the web of stagnancy and despair. I’ll be the hope of the world. Happy birthday to me, the shinning angel.

Today, I want to thank God for granting me yet another year. Wishing myself a happy birthday!

I’m delighted to celebrate another year of my life. Happy Birthday to me!

I’ll see many more years to come. I’ll shine brighter than I was yesteryears and I’ll know deeper joy. It’s my grand birthday.

Dear friends and family, it’s my birthday! You can drop off all presents at my doorstep or just take me out to lunch. Thanks in advance for all the gifts!

I’m another year older and another year more gorgeous, intelligent, and talented as ever!

Well guys, it’s official. I’m old. I was online today and had to actually scroll down to find my birth year in the scroll bar.

Hey guys, I finally figured out what the wonder years are all about- these days all I do is wonder where things are, like my phone, my wallet, my car. Yeah, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

Now that I’m officially middle-aged and my brain has caught up with me, why does my body have to start running away?! It’s just not fair. I guess I know what I’m buying myself on my birthday: Botox and a gym membership.

When did I get so stinkin’ old?! I can only meet up with friends these days by visiting the cemetery- that’s when you know you’re old. Oh well, happy birthday to me.

Even though I’m super old now, I’m glad my taste buds are still working- so I can still enjoy my cake and eat it too!

Dear self, have a wonderful day and don’t forget you can now park in the handicap spaces everywhere.

Here is to me, on my very, special day! I now see that the age that I am should not matter to anyone else, mainly because it does not matter to me! I can barely remember it!

Even though a lot of things have changed about me, through the years, some things have stayed the same: I am no wiser than yesterday! Cheers, to me!

When I woke up today, I remembered that it was my birthday…then I forgot about all of the things that I planned to do and fell asleep!

On my birthday, I took a nice, long look at the friends I have who are about me age. Then I left the room, to get away from all of those old people!

Wishing myself a Happy Birthday! On this day, I am aware of the fact that most of the people in my life, now see me as being old! It is now time to get some new friends!

On my birthday, I honor the fact that no one will ever know my real age! Cheers, to me!

It is my birthday! At my party tonight, I will dance and drink like a twenty-one year old, wake up tomorrow with aches, like a sixty year old, then remember that I am only fifty years old!

Here is to me, on my birthday! Being the oldest person in the room really says something about me! I am not sure if it is good or bad, but it really says something about me!

The date of my birth has made me realize that a person does not get to my age, without making smart decisions, and always thinking things through! It is truly, a wonder that I even made it this far!

Wishing myself a Happy Birthday! My birthday has shown me that age is only a number! One of which I plan to keep a secret, for as long as I can!

As the years have gone by, I have seen a multitude of things! Thankfully, this year marks my getting closer to be too old to remember any of them!

Cheers to me, on my birthday! Now that it is here, I am grateful to be a year older! More things ache, but I am too old to think about all of them, and to really care!

Today, I have decided that getting older is great! Well, not for me! For someone else! Best Wishes, on my birthday!

The arrival of my special day has reminded me that there are so many things that a person my age should know! I do not know any of them, but I am sure there are many!

On my birthday, I wish for many great things! Oh, who am I kidding? I just wish for a spot on the couch and a piece of birthday cake!

Most birthdays involve remembering old times. Fortunately for me, I can not even remember what I did, even five minutes ago!

Today, I celebrate my birthday! I have a feeling that I will look back on it, for years to come, full of regret…so, today is no different than any other day!

Some days are more glorious than others! This day is not one of them!

As I commemorate my birthday, I do not just see someone who is a year older, and has wrinkles. I also see someone with gray hair!

I celebrate my special day, still full of wonder! I wonder where my car keys are, I wonder where I parked, I wonder why my hip does that thing, when I walk…

Usually as a person ages, they grow more into adulthood! That is funny, because I am still building forts, in my backyard! Cheers to my birthday, and to never, really, growing up!

Best wishes to me, on my birthday! Every time my birthday occurs, I do not count the number of years that have passed! I count the number of procedures I have had! I am only up to three, so I am good!

On my birthday, I realize that some people may say that I am over the hill. They may call me old… they may be right!

Most people change when they age; I always manage to stay thirty-five! Wishing myself a Happy Birthday!

With age comes… aches, crankiness, and forgetfulness! But there is cake! There is always cake!

Happy Birthday to the most glorious and intelligent person that I know! Myself!

With many people’s birthdays come a sense of responsibility and maturity…phooey to that!

Today, I celebrate my 30th birthday, more determined, than ever…to keep pretending that I am twenty-one!

It is my birthday, and while I should know better, I really do not! Cheers to me, anyway!

As I wish myself a Happy Birthday, I can not help but think of all of the things that getting older brings with it….wait, what was I saying, again? Oh, well!

Wishing myself a very Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year of mishaps, shenanigans, and other somewhat adult behavior!

To be another year wiser, braver, and better must really be something! Maybe next year!

Turning a year older has made me wonder about certain things, like how much longer can I get away with telling people that I am twenty-five?

On my birthday, I am going to be my own best friend: eat too much cake, give bad advice, and party until dawn!

On my birthday, one is the loneliest number! That is why there is cake and ice cream and alcohol…

Today is my birthday! My fifth 30th birthday, to be exact!

I swear you guys, 30 has never looked so good! Of course, now that I’m in it. Happy birthday to me and you are welcome to all you fellow 30-year-olds. This year is going to rock.

Yay for me! I finally have an excuse to wear as much glitter as I want. It’s my birthday!

If it were up to me I’d spend today binge watching Netflix and eating crappy cake. Since today is my birthday I guess that’s exactly what I’m going to do! Happy birthday to me on the best day ever!

Dear self, stay calm and know that fun is on the way… um, actually, you forgot to order the cake and invite all the people, so it may be a while. Anyway,

Every year I swear I’m getting more beautiful, awesome, adorable, and lovely to be around- congrats on another year and happy birthday to you. Love, me.

To everyone who ever wanted to spank me, now is your chance! It’s my birthday! P.S. Mom, that does not include you.

I’ve always wanted an excuse to eat tons of food, dress up, play around the house all day, do whatever I wanted for just one day. Now I can because today is my birthday! Yeah me.

Thank God another has passed with me in this world- I’m so awesome it’s a real blessing to everyone in my life to have me here.

It’s pretty bad when the fire department has to be called before you blow out the candles on you cake. Now I really know I’m old!

It’s my party! I can cry if I want to! Cry if I want to! You would cry too if you… were this old, too!

I had a fabulous birthday! I love getting older. I just hope when I get to be Betty White’s age I can look half as good as she does!

I plan on having an amazing, awesome, super, fantastic year full of many new adventures and crazy travels! My birthday means I’m another year older and another year wiser! You better watch out!

I believe that I am the equivalent to a fine wine or a delicious old cheese. The older the better. I am thrilled to be another year older today!

After living another year, I’m thankful to God that he has blessed me so much- and that I’m a real blessing to others.

You are one-in-a-million! You are intelligent! You are beautiful! You are another year older and another year wiser! Woo hoo!

It was a fantastic day for a birthday! Plenty of laughter and fun had by all. You truly know how to make a girl feel so special! I can hardly wait to see what adventures this year will bring!

It’s a perfect day for anyone and everyone to wish me a happy birthday. So happy birthday, love, me.

It’s my favorite kind of day! I can’t wait for lots of laughs, lots of cake, and lots of love! Happy Birthday to my dearest self!

Happy thoughts. Happy memories. Happy dreams. Happy Birthday! H-a-p-p-y B-i-r-t-h-d-a-y!

Every single day, I pinch myself to make sure I’m not dreaming up such incredible, giving friends and family! I’m so grateful to have people like you in my life!

I remind myself every year on this special day how blessed I am to have been given another year to experience the wonders of this beautiful world! God is good! My birthday is a day I cherish and love.

Happy Birthday from me to I! It’s time to party because I’m superfly! Cheers to a brand new year full of laughter, love and new friendships!

Happiest of birthdays to me. Happiest of birthdays to me. Oh yes, happiest of birthdays to me. What’s that—you want to wish me a happy birthday?

It’s that time of year again. You know—the cake and ice cream. It’s my outrageous birthday! Time to start the party!

Love to all for remembering me on my special day! It was a beautiful surprise to be able to have quality time to spend with great friends!

Happy Birthday to someone that’s one-in-a-million and the creme of the crop! You are the icing on the cake! That’s right, I sure am!

Today is my birthday. Congratulate my parents first, they taught me the awesomeness.

To quote the fabulous Dr. Seuss: “I am what I am. That’s a great thing to be. If I say to myself, “Happy Birthday to me!” it means a great deal to me!

Happy Birthday to someone awesome, talented, beautiful, and funny! Yes, that’s right, today is my birthday!

Today is my birthday, and I swear I will take up arms to defend myself against anyone who tells me I have become old.

I hope it is written that this new year would be my favorite. I hope I am destined to be great within this 365days. I hope I can become my dream self soonest.

I hope I find happiness and love whilst I explore the beauty of this new year.

Time to enjoy the exquisite taste of my favorite cake because it’s my birthday. As the sun appears today, may my glory shine around.

Hurray! It’s my day. Happy birthday to me. Wishing myself blessings of all kind.

Happy birthday to me and my dreams. May this year be sweet as honey, kind as an angel and hopeful as the rainbows.

Happy birthday to me. As I get older, may I see better the beauty of life and experience the joy of success. I shall show off my proceeds of victory one of these days.

A feather to my cap, a gem to my crown because it is my birthday. Happy birthday to me. May the sky be full of blessings for me.

This isn’t just another day. It is my birthday. I’ll feel the warm sun and bask in the euphoria of today’s essence. Happy birthday to me. Wishing myself all the joy life has got to offer.

May the stars and the moon be kind to my wishes. May the heavens say yes to my silent prayers. May I find the love that is true. I love me.

I smile because the future shines so bright from this end. Wishing myself all of life’s amazing blessings.

May everything good come knocking on my door. May I find joy and peace living this new age.

May my table be surrounded by my loved ones. May my work yield recognized success. May the sounds of happiness echo in my abode.

The colors of rainbows appear in my sky because it’s my birthday. Reminding me to be hopeful. Happy birthday to me. I wish myself blessings beyond my abode can harbour.

May all my blessings come in folds of my new age. May my harvest be beyond my barn can take. Loving today as much as I am loving me.

What more can I wish myself than long life, prosperity, and fulfilment? I’ll throw a bigger party more exciting than the Halloween party just to show my delight.

On this birthday, the angels will release unto me my innermost desire. See me flourishing and looking my best.

Life is too short not to celebrate moments like my birthday

My wish today is never to lose my awesomeness. Happy Birthday to me

I cannot keep calm. Today will be party after party. I am one of the many unsung heroes.

I am celebrating the journey of life today. Cheers to many more years!

I deserve some time off after making investments with every penny I make. Happy new year to me.