Birthday Wishes, Messages, Status, Quotes, and Images for Myself.
It is my birthday! At my party tonight, I will dance and drink like a twenty-one year old, wake up tomorrow with aches, like a sixty year old, then remember that I am only fifty years old!
Birthday Wishes for Myself
On my birthday, I honor the fact that no one will ever know my real age! Cheers, to me!
Wishing myself a Happy Birthday! On this day, I am aware of the fact that most of the people in my life, now see me as being old! It is now time to get some new friends!
On my birthday, I took a nice, long look at the friends I have who are about me age. Then I left the room, to get away from all of those old people!
When I woke up today, I remembered that it was my birthday…then I forgot about all of the things that I planned to do and fell asleep!
Even though a lot of things have changed about me, through the years, some things have stayed the same: I am no wiser than yesterday! Cheers, to me!
Here is to me, on my very, special day! I now see that the age that I am should not matter to anyone else, mainly because it does not matter to me! I can barely remember it!
Dear self, have a wonderful day and don’t forget you can now park in the handicap spaces everywhere.
Even though I’m super old now, I’m glad my taste buds are still working- so I can still enjoy my cake and eat it too!
When did I get so stinkin’ old?! I can only meet up with friends these days by visiting the cemetery- that’s when you know you’re old. Oh well, happy birthday to me.
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Always believe me whenever I tell you that you are my favorite nephew, your birthday is a perfect opportunity to prove it to you so watch out.
Birthday Wishes for Nephew
However much I hate giving you advance greetings without any advance treats, I still want to greet you your bday in advance!
Advance Birthday Wishes
Just think, if we hatched out of eggs like birds instead of being born, we’d have to tell people Happy Hatch Day!” instead of happy birthday.
Birthday Wishes for Son
Your brother is a big-hearted man just like you, you are both very good people and on this special day, I want to cordially greet you and tell you that everything will go well. Have a nice birthday.
Birthday Wishes For Brother In Law
Happy birthday to my phenomenal sister-in-law. May your birthday bring you as much happiness and joy as you bring into the lives of others. God bless you.
Birthday Wishes For Sister In Law
Here is to me, on my birthday! Being the oldest person in the room really says something about me! I am not sure if it is good or bad, but it really says something about me!
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