Birthday Wishes for Myself

Even though a lot of things have changed about me, through the years, some things have stayed the same: I am no wiser than yesterday! Cheers, to me!

Here is to me, on my very, special day! I now see that the age that I am should not matter to anyone else, mainly because it does not matter to me! I can barely remember it!

Dear self, have a wonderful day and don’t forget you can now park in the handicap spaces everywhere.

Even though I’m super old now, I’m glad my taste buds are still working- so I can still enjoy my cake and eat it too!

When did I get so stinkin’ old?! I can only meet up with friends these days by visiting the cemetery- that’s when you know you’re old. Oh well, happy birthday to me.

Now that I’m officially middle-aged and my brain has caught up with me, why does my body have to start running away?! It’s just not fair. I guess I know what I’m buying myself on my birthday: Botox and a gym membership.

Hey guys, I finally figured out what the wonder years are all about- these days all I do is wonder where things are, like my phone, my wallet, my car. Yeah, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

Well guys, it’s official. I’m old. I was online today and had to actually scroll down to find my birth year in the scroll bar.

I’m another year older and another year more gorgeous, intelligent, and talented as ever!

Dear friends and family, it’s my birthday! You can drop off all presents at my doorstep or just take me out to lunch. Thanks in advance for all the gifts!