Birthday Wishes, Status, Messages, and Images for Myself - Page 11
Birthday Wishes, Messages, Status, Quotes, and Images for Myself.
Short Birthday Wishes for Myself
Now that I’m officially middle-aged and my brain has caught up with me, why does my body have to start running away?! It’s just not fair. I guess I know what I’m buying myself on my birthday: Botox and a gym membership.
Simple Birthday Wishes for Myself
Hey guys, I finally figured out what the wonder years are all about- these days all I do is wonder where things are, like my phone, my wallet, my car. Yeah, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
Best Birthday Wishes for Myself
Well guys, it’s official. I’m old. I was online today and had to actually scroll down to find my birth year in the scroll bar.
latest Birthday Wishes for Myself
I’m another year older and another year more gorgeous, intelligent, and talented as ever!
Unique Birthday Wishes for Myself
Dear friends and family, it’s my birthday! You can drop off all presents at my doorstep or just take me out to lunch. Thanks in advance for all the gifts!
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My nephew is indeed a bundle of wonder; I am glad that you are a year older today. you should have fun.
I wish that this year your desires would be realized. Advance bday to the most special person!
Son, every year I see more and more of myself in you. I want you to know that I am equally sorry and proud of that fact!
I’ve watched my sister and brother-in-law and all the difficulties they face. They have to put rubber bands on the doorknobs and keep watch over their child at all times. It is incredibly tough.
In the world of sisters-in-law, you would certainly win a Nobel Prize because you are such an awesome individual! Have a wonderful birthday celebration.
When did I get so stinkin’ old?! I can only meet up with friends these days by visiting the cemetery- that’s when you know you’re old. Oh well, happy birthday to me.