Funny Birthday Wishes and Messages

Bring some cheer to their birthday with funny wishes that make them smile.

  Happy birthday buddy. Don’t you worry about getting so old. That was something that happened years ago.

Happy birthday buddy. Don’t you worry about getting so old. That was something that happened years ago.

  Happy birthday man, and if someone calls you old, whack him with your walking stick.

Happy birthday man, and if someone calls you old, whack him with your walking stick.

  I was going to give you something awesome for your birthday, but they wouldn’t let me courier myself to you. Hence, Happy Birthday!

I was going to give you something awesome for your birthday, but they wouldn’t let me courier myself to you. Hence, Happy Birthday!

  I wish almighty embraces you with luck to follow up those dreams and also a bucket of water to wake you up from them.

I wish almighty embraces you with luck to follow up those dreams and also a bucket of water to wake you up from them.

  I hope you enjoy your birthday just like when you were born in this world. Without clothes.

I hope you enjoy your birthday just like when you were born in this world. Without clothes.

  Once in many years, people with great passion and brilliance are born into this world who aims at the greater things in life. And today one of them would like to wish you a very happy birthday.

Once in many years, people with great passion and brilliance are born into this world who aims at the greater things in life. And today one of them would like to wish you a very happy birthday.

  Another birthday comes by with more candles on your cake and less hairs on your head!

Another birthday comes by with more candles on your cake and less hairs on your head!

  Dear hubby,
You define my past and my future.
And as for the present, I could find nothing for you. So I bought one for myself.

Dear hubby, You define my past and my future. And as for the present, I could find nothing for you. So I bought one for myself.

  Happy birthday! I hope you get dope and happiness. Sorry, hope and happiness.

Happy birthday! I hope you get dope and happiness. Sorry, hope and happiness.

  Another year closer to getting those senior citizen seats on buses!

Another year closer to getting those senior citizen seats on buses!

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  Sweetheart, age is just a number, for me you are a year younger today and will always be for the rest of your birthdays. You will never grow old in my eyes and in my heart. Happy Birthday, Dearie.

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Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend

  The best gift is the gift of friendship. So, that is what I got you for your birthday! Don’t worry… I got you a real present too

The best gift is the gift of friendship. So, that is what I got you for your birthday! Don’t worry… I got you a real present too

Birthday Wishes for Friends

 It hasn’t always been easy making a choice of what to gift you because you want everything, but at least I know that I have done my best.

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