Funny Birthday Wishes and Messages

Bring some cheer to their birthday with funny wishes that make them smile.

  When you can’t run for years, jog; when you can’t jog, walk; When you can not walk, use a cane. But don’t stop! Happy Birthday 🙂

When you can’t run for years, jog; when you can’t jog, walk; When you can not walk, use a cane. But don’t stop! Happy Birthday 🙂

  May your 27-year-old finish much better than Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, and Jimi Hendrix.

May your 27-year-old finish much better than Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, and Jimi Hendrix.

  Congratulations on reaching an age when you stop pretending that you care about pop culture, technology, and your looks.

Congratulations on reaching an age when you stop pretending that you care about pop culture, technology, and your looks.

  Feel free to share them on your social networks or directly with the person celebrating your anniversary.

Feel free to share them on your social networks or directly with the person celebrating your anniversary.

  Wishing you another great year with newer wrinkles and greyer hairs.

Wishing you another great year with newer wrinkles and greyer hairs.

  The worst thing about your birthday is that everybody knows we grew up together and it reveals my age too. But still, happy birthday to my all-time bestie.

The worst thing about your birthday is that everybody knows we grew up together and it reveals my age too. But still, happy birthday to my all-time bestie.

  You are so old that there is a bonfire on your cake. But happy birthday!

You are so old that there is a bonfire on your cake. But happy birthday!

  Happy ‘two minutes of intense awkwardness when people sing around, and you have a hold on to that smile all that while!’

Happy ‘two minutes of intense awkwardness when people sing around, and you have a hold on to that smile all that while!’

  In case you feel lonely, neglected, unloved or simply forgotten, they say you should just take a loan and miss a few payments. Or better, just change your birthday to tomorrow on Facebook!

In case you feel lonely, neglected, unloved or simply forgotten, they say you should just take a loan and miss a few payments. Or better, just change your birthday to tomorrow on Facebook!

  Happy Birthday to the 18-year-old with 32 years of working experience.

Happy Birthday to the 18-year-old with 32 years of working experience.

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 You have been there for me no matter what. I love you, my dear friend, and I am so excited to share your special day with you. Your birthday is going to be truly special.

You have been there for me no matter what. I love you, my dear friend, and I am so excited to share your special day with you. Your birthday is going to be truly special.

Happy Birthday Wishes

  Brother, wishing you a very happy birthday!

Brother, wishing you a very happy birthday!

Birthday Wishes for Brother

 Dear sister, you are so patient, calm and composed, but at times you can be really funny too. Thank God, I have a sister like you.

Dear sister, you are so patient, calm and composed, but at times you can be really funny too. Thank God, I have a sister like you.

Birthday Wishes for Sister

  I may not be there to give you what you want but i promise to be with you always with all my heart and love.

I may not be there to give you what you want but i promise to be with you always with all my heart and love.

Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend

  On your birthday may your spirit be enriched in light, love, and hope for a prosperous year ahead.

On your birthday may your spirit be enriched in light, love, and hope for a prosperous year ahead.

Birthday Wishes for Friends

 I found a perfect love for me, I love you, honey, happy Birthday.

I found a perfect love for me, I love you, honey, happy Birthday.

Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend