Bette Midler Messages
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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
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I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.
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I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
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I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
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Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD's on and hit play and random things come out.
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A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.
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You have to think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you're not.
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I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
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There is no such things as darkness, only a failure to see.
We used to fight the LRA with only one dimensional force that only walks on foot, but now, we have got multiple forces to fight the rebels.
Always stay open to surprise.
I love women's fashion, but women don't need me as much as men do. It's the men who have nothing to wear.
Where your attention goes, your life goes.
If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.