David Sedaris Messages

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David Sedaris Thoughts

David Sedaris Thoughts

All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments.

Author: David Sedaris

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David Sedaris Quotes Images

Their house had real hardcover books in it, and you often saw them lying open on the sofa, the words still warm from being read.

Author: David Sedaris

David Sedaris Messages

David Sedaris Messages

If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.

Author: David Sedaris

Short David Sedaris Quotes

Short David Sedaris Quotes

We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.

Author: David Sedaris

Simple David Sedaris Messages

Simple David Sedaris Messages

You can't brace yourself for famine if you've never known hunger.

Author: David Sedaris

David Sedaris Thoughts

David Sedaris Thoughts

Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.

Author: David Sedaris

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David Sedaris Messages Images

If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?

Author: David Sedaris

Short David Sedaris Messages

Short David Sedaris Messages

A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit.

Author: David Sedaris

Unique David Sedaris Thoughts

Unique David Sedaris Thoughts

Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat.

Author: David Sedaris

Simple David Sedaris Quotes

Simple David Sedaris Quotes

Given enough time, I guess anything can look good. All it has to do is survive.

Author: David Sedaris

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But I don't distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I'll take either.

But I don't distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I'll take either.

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