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All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments.
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Their house had real hardcover books in it, and you often saw them lying open on the sofa, the words still warm from being read.
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If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.
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We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.
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You can't brace yourself for famine if you've never known hunger.
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Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.
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If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?
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A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit.
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Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat.
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Given enough time, I guess anything can look good. All it has to do is survive.
I hate heroin. It killed off a lot of my generation. It killed off a lot of my friends. Now this generation is getting killed off again. I can't believe it. How many dead bodies do we need to have piled up?