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David Sedaris Thoughts
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you attractive, and it doesn't work. I've tried it.
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I started writing when I was twenty, and my first book came out seventeen years later.
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What I really hated, of course, was my mind. There must have been an off switch somewhere, but I was damned if I could find it.
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We can't profess love without talking through hand puppets.
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I just looked at the pattern of my life, decided I didn't like it, and changed.
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I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you.
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Most people would have found it grotesque, but when you're in love nothing is so abstract or horrible that it can't be thought of as cute.
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It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.
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This left me alone to solve the coffee problem - a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight.
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I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.
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If you get up early, work late, and pay your taxes, you will get ahead -- if you strike oil.
Reputation matters so much only because people so seldom think for themselves.
When obedience to God contradicts what I think will give me pleasure, let me ask myself if I love Him.
Life will always be to a large extent what we ourselves make it.
Given enough time, I guess anything can look good. All it has to do is survive.