Garrison Keillor Thoughts

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Garrison Keillor Thoughts

Garrison Keillor Thoughts

There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.

Author: Garrison Keillor

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Garrison Keillor Quotes Images

... life itself is brief, and that is what charges the day with such ridiculous beauty.

Author: Garrison Keillor

Garrison Keillor Messages

Garrison Keillor Messages

We come from people who brought us up to believe that life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass.

Author: Garrison Keillor

Short Garrison Keillor Quotes

Short Garrison Keillor Quotes

I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.

Author: Garrison Keillor

Simple Garrison Keillor Messages

Simple Garrison Keillor Messages

One reads books in order to gain the privilege of living more than one life. People who don't read are trapped in a mine shaft, even if they think the sun is shining.

Author: Garrison Keillor

Garrison Keillor Thoughts

Garrison Keillor Thoughts

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor

Author: Garrison Keillor

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Garrison Keillor Messages Images

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

Author: Garrison Keillor

Short Garrison Keillor Messages

Short Garrison Keillor Messages

The relationship between truth and a newspaper is like the relationship between the color green and the number seven. Occasionally you will see the number seven written in green, but you learn not to expect this.

Author: Garrison Keillor

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Unique Garrison Keillor Thoughts

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

Author: Garrison Keillor

Simple Garrison Keillor Quotes

Simple Garrison Keillor Quotes

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

Author: Garrison Keillor

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