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There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.
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... life itself is brief, and that is what charges the day with such ridiculous beauty.
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We come from people who brought us up to believe that life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass.
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I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.
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One reads books in order to gain the privilege of living more than one life. People who don't read are trapped in a mine shaft, even if they think the sun is shining.
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Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor
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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
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The relationship between truth and a newspaper is like the relationship between the color green and the number seven. Occasionally you will see the number seven written in green, but you learn not to expect this.
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.