Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut
It's a terrible waste to be happy and not notice it.
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.
And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
Unannounced changes in life's itinerary are like dancing lessons from God.
Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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The first priority of humankind in this era is to establish an effective system of world law that will assure peace with justice among the peoples of the world.
Author: Walter Cronkite
Separation to God, separation from the world, is the first principle of Christian living.
Author: Watchman Nee
There is nothing more certain than the defeat of the man who gives up.
Author: George A. Sheehan
I don’t embrace excuses. I embrace solutions.
Author: Jon Taffer
We learn from failure, not from success!
Author: Bram Stoker
I had a mink, and I had money and I was miserable.
Author: Kay Arthur
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