Peter Sellers Messages

When you have been killed as many times as I have, you get used to it.

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

You'll catch your death of cold. Clouseau: Yes, yes I probably will but . . . its all part of life's rich pageantry, you kneau.

I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.

We don't want to start a nuclear war unless we really have to, now do we Jack?