Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.
Author: Rob Corddry
I have to stay true to myself.
I just want to do cool stuff.
It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.
I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.
I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.
Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.
I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.
I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.
Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
You have riches and freedom here but I feel no sense of faith or direction. You have so many computers, why don't you use them in the search for love?
Author: Lech Walesa
I've never really done any interviews as myself.
Author: Sacha Baron Cohen
Investors have very short memories
Author: Roman Abramovich
You can be whatever size you are, and you can be beautiful both inside and out. We're always told what's beautiful and what's not, and that's not right.
Author: Serena Williams
What is the history of mighty kingdoms and nations, but a detail of the ravages and cruelties of the powerful over the weak?
Author: Abigail Adams
I want to manufacture a feud.
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