Author: Lewis Grizzard
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Romantic Happy New Year Messages
Happy New Year Wishes
God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.
Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
