If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? - Steven Wright quotes

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

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Steven Wright Quotes - Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

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Steven Wright Quotes - Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

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Steven Wright Quotes - I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quotes - There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quotes - I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said,

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?

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Steven Wright Quotes - I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

Author: Steven Wright

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