Neil Simon Quotes
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If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.
If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.
Once you start compromising your thoughts, you're a candidate for mediocrity.
Never underestimate the stimulation of eccentricity.
Once you've opened yourself up, it's best to go all the way.
All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny.
Give your mind a chance to travel through foreign languages.
I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud.
Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.
I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors.
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If you're afraid to fail, then you're probably going to fail.
The trade of governing has always been monopolized by the most ignorant and the most rascally individuals of mankind.
Where the waters do agree, it is quite wonderful the relief they give.
A man that flies from his fear may find that he has only taken a short cut to meet it.
Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.
Hunger can explain many acts. It can be said that all vile acts are done to satisfy hunger.