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Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.
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I understand. You work very hard two days a week and you need a five-day weekend. That's normal.
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There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.
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He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.
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It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.
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New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.
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I don't use computers... I'm someone who needs to see the page right away in my hand.
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The first book was my first attempt at writing full-length prose.
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There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.
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I much prefer writing an original movie with the screen in mind to transferring a play to the screen.
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I'm reflective only in the sense that I learn to move forward. I reflect with a purpose.
All men & women are created equal
Any man's life, told truly, is a novel.
Free speech is my right to say what you don't want to hear.
Never to suffer would have been never to have been blessed.
I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors.