If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.
Author: Casey Stengel
Do you realize how good you have to be to strike out 2000 times?
Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
Play every game as if your job depended on it. It just might.
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off.
Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.
You could look it up.
I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.
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I think all of us should seek help, and not help is in a - you know, help shouldn't be seen as a frightening thing. Help shouldn't be seen as a weak thing.
Author: Trevor Noah
I came up as a number 2 hitter. My first year I hit 16 homers, and I was like, Whoa, I'm rollin'!
Author: Ken Griffey Jr.
You may be surprised to know that growing up, I wanted to be a writer of children's books.
Author: St. Lucia
Consistency is what counts; you have to be able to do things over and over again.
Author: Hank Aaron
I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed.
Author: Bob Uecker
I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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