Casey Stengel Thoughts

Best 40+ Casey Stengel Messages, Quotes, and Images

If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.

If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.

Do you realize how good you have to be to strike out 2000 times?

Do you realize how good you have to be to strike out 2000 times?

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

Play every game as if your job depended on it. It just might.

Play every game as if your job depended on it. It just might.

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off.

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off.

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.

You could look it up.

You could look it up.

I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.

I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.

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I think all of us should seek help, and not help is in a - you know, help shouldn't be seen as a frightening thing. Help shouldn't be seen as a weak thing.

I think all of us should seek help, and not help is in a - you know, help shouldn't be seen as a frightening thing. Help shouldn't be seen as a weak thing.

Author: Trevor Noah

I came up as a number 2 hitter. My first year I hit 16 homers, and I was like, Whoa, I'm rollin'!

I came up as a number 2 hitter. My first year I hit 16 homers, and I was like, Whoa, I'm rollin'!

Author: Ken Griffey Jr.

You may be surprised to know that growing up, I wanted to be a writer of children's books.

You may be surprised to know that growing up, I wanted to be a writer of children's books.

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Consistency is what counts; you have to be able to do things over and over again.

Consistency is what counts; you have to be able to do things over and over again.

Author: Hank Aaron

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed.

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed.

Author: Bob Uecker

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

Author: Casey Stengel