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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

I don't say that I don't believe in God because that implies that there is a God for me not to believe in.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.

We are stuck with technology when what we want is just stuff that works.

If they don’t keep exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.

I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.

The most misleading assumptions are the ones you don't even know you're making.

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.

My universe is my eyes and my ears. Anything else is hearsay.

The quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they lead.