Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
Author: Frank Zappa
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of the Dark Ages.
It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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The more difficult a problem becomes, the more interesting it is.
Author: Andrew Carnegie
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Author: W. C. Fields
You can use an eraser on the drafting table or a sledge hammer on the construction site.
Author: Frank Lloyd Wright
Everybody comes from the same source. If you hate another human being, you're hating part of yourself.
Author: Elvis Presley
Inflation usually helps the economy at large, but not the 1% if wages rise. So the 1% says that it is terrible.
Author: Michael Hudson
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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