Groucho Marx Messages

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Groucho Marx Thoughts

Groucho Marx Thoughts

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

Author: Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx Quotes Images

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

Author: Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Messages

Groucho Marx Messages

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Author: Groucho Marx

Short Groucho Marx Quotes

Short Groucho Marx Quotes

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Author: Groucho Marx

Simple Groucho Marx Messages

Simple Groucho Marx Messages

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Author: Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Thoughts

Groucho Marx Thoughts

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Author: Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx Messages Images

Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.

Author: Groucho Marx

Short Groucho Marx Messages

Short Groucho Marx Messages

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Author: Groucho Marx

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Unique Groucho Marx Thoughts

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Author: Groucho Marx

Simple Groucho Marx Quotes

Simple Groucho Marx Quotes

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

Author: Groucho Marx

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We need to support our police officers and make sure that community policing becomes something that becomes the standard across the country.

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In the high country of the mind one has to become adjusted to the thinner air of uncertainty.

In the high country of the mind one has to become adjusted to the thinner air of uncertainty.

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You have to forgive everybody. It's the best beauty treatment.

You have to forgive everybody. It's the best beauty treatment.

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Negroes and Southern Europeans are mentally inferior to native born Americans.

Negroes and Southern Europeans are mentally inferior to native born Americans.

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All might be free if they valued freedom, and defended it as they should.

All might be free if they valued freedom, and defended it as they should.

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I intend to live forever, or die trying.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Author: Groucho Marx