Groucho Marx Images
Best 30+ Groucho Marx Messages, Quotes, and Images
I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
You May Also Like
Socialism starts when government creates a problem, and then government steps in to solve the problem.
It's so hard when contemplated in advance, and so easy when you do it.
A Latin teacher told me I might make a good actress, and that stuck in my memory. I did some modeling, and Polanski gave me that small part.
A free race cannot be born of slave mothers.
Art is the objectification of feeling.
Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.