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You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
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You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.
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Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
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I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead
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You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.
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Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
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You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
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Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
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If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
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The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.
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