John Barrymore Quotes, Thoughts and Image

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

Dying is the last thing I will ever do.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.

My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow, while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.

A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.