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Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
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I hear that whenever someone in the White House tells a lie, Nixon gets a royalty.
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Democracy is welcoming people from other lands, and giving them something to hold onto. Usually a mop or a leaf blower.
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Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.
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Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.
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Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
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What's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous?
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When turkeys mate they think of swans.
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The closer you get to real matter, rock air fire and wood, boy, the more spiritual the world is.
War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace.
Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced.
A lot of problems in the world would be solved if we talked to each other instead of about each other.
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.