Johnny Carson Thoughts
Best 40+ Johnny Carson Messages, Quotes, and Images
Johnny Carson Thoughts
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson Quotes Images
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
Johnny Carson Messages
Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.
Short Johnny Carson Quotes
Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.
Simple Johnny Carson Messages
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson Thoughts
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
Johnny Carson Messages Images
I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.
Short Johnny Carson Messages
If God didn't want man to hunt, He wouldn't have given us plaid shirts.
Unique Johnny Carson Thoughts
The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.
Simple Johnny Carson Quotes
Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.
You May Also Like
Truth never penetrates an unwilling mind.
I hope it is true that a man can die and yet not only live in others but give them life, and not only life, but that great consciousness of life.
Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours.
Every fresh experience points out some form of error which we shall afterwards carefully avoid.
People may hurt you but God will heal you. People may humiliate you but God will honour you. People may judge you but God will justify you.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.