Mark Twain Quotes
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.
Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.
Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.
Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
There is no such thing as a new idea. It is impossible. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope. We give them a turn and they make new and curious combinations. We keep on turning and making new combinations indefinitely; but they are the same old pieces of colored glass that have been in use through all the ages.
Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough.
“Experience does not err. Only your judgements err by expecting from her what is not in her power.
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
Your mind is a powerful thing. When you filter it with positive thoughts, your life will start to change.
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot
When the whole world says; that you will give up, that you will fail, that you are useless; then you have to do something which will make you an inspiration for the whole world, and that’s called success.