Mitch Hedberg Quotes
Best 30+ Mitch Hedberg Messages, Quotes, and Images
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
Is a hippopotamus or just a really cool Optimus?
I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee.
I know people who believe in ghosts but don't believe in themselves.
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
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The line between disorder and order lies in logistics.
It is wise to withhold one's heart and mind from men who think themselves superior.
Ideas are, in truth, forces. Infinite, too, is the power of personality. A union of the two always makes history.
Listen up, because I've got nothing to say and I'm only gonna to say it once.
Follow your own path, no matter what people say.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.