Mitch Hedberg Thoughts
Best 30+ Mitch Hedberg Messages, Quotes, and Images
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved.
I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible.
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.
If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.
Why are there no "during" pictures?
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We are not rich by what we possess but by what we can do without.
An abnormal reaction to an abnormal situation is normal behaviour.
They say I'm old-fashioned and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!
If you don't know where you're going, when you get there you'll be lost.
In the valley of sorrow, spread your wings.
If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out.