Rob Corddry Quotes, Thoughts and images

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

Anything would deserve a sequel if the right elements are there.

I always fancied myself more of an actor than a comedian before I realized that only assholes make that kind of distinction.

Anything that you can do a tiny bit of research about, I'll turn it into an obsession.

For most of my life, I was a worrier and an over-thinker. I had pretty bad social anxiety.

I want to manufacture a feud.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I have to stay true to myself.

I just want to do cool stuff.

It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.

I don't feel rivalry. I'm the least competitive person you'll meet ever, to a fault.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

My mother was very, very Protestant. I grew up Presbyterian, and I went to church every Sunday until I was 18. I was forced to.