Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself.
Author: Sam Levenson
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
You can't start at the top.
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If the white man wants to hold on to it, let him do so; but the Negro, so far as he is able, should develop and carry out a program of his own.
Author: Carter G. Woodson
Hurry up Gene, I got a date tonight.
Author: Walter Hagen
I don't trust nobody, especially when they say something good.
Author: Eddie Vedder
Life and love go on.
Author: Stephenie Meyer
I feel responsible for Johnny Ray's success. See many years ago I asked him to be on my show and he asked for a lot of money and I cried. And he stole that from me.
Author: Jack Benny
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
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