Author: Lewis Grizzard
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Romantic Happy New Year Messages
Happy New Year Wishes
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
There's no such thing as being too Southern.
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
