Retirement Messages and Quotes - Page 5

Celebrate the journey ahead with heartwarming Retirement Messages. Share best wishes and warm sentiments as someone begins a new chapter in life.

Hobbies are important when you retire. ‘Wine‘ doesn’t count.

Hobbies are important when you retire. ‘Wine‘ doesn’t count.

There are all sorts of things that you will have to learn how to do off the clock now, like making coffee.

There are all sorts of things that you will have to learn how to do off the clock now, like making coffee.

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

Thank you for being a tireless professional, a helpful coworker, and a good friend. Now go and relax!

Thank you for being a tireless professional, a helpful coworker, and a good friend. Now go and relax!

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

When is a retiree’s bedtime? About 30 minutes after they fall asleep on the couch!

When is a retiree’s bedtime? About 30 minutes after they fall asleep on the couch!

Age is just a number, but retirement is one of the greatest gifts to mankind.

Age is just a number, but retirement is one of the greatest gifts to mankind.

Retirement is the start of a new story. Make it a good one!

Retirement is the start of a new story. Make it a good one!

How do you know it's time to retire? It's when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

How do you know it's time to retire? It's when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Congratulations on your well-deserved 7-day weekend!

Congratulations on your well-deserved 7-day weekend!

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