Bob Hope Messages

Best 30+ Bob Hope Messages, Quotes, and Images

Bob Hope Thoughts

Bob Hope Thoughts

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

Author: Bob Hope

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Bob Hope Quotes Images

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

Author: Bob Hope

Bob Hope Messages

Bob Hope Messages

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Author: Bob Hope

Short Bob Hope Quotes

Short Bob Hope Quotes

Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

Author: Bob Hope

Simple Bob Hope Messages

Simple Bob Hope Messages

I can still chase women, only downhill

Author: Bob Hope

Bob Hope Thoughts

Bob Hope Thoughts

Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

Author: Bob Hope

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Bob Hope Messages Images

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

Author: Bob Hope

Short Bob Hope Messages

Short Bob Hope Messages

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Author: Bob Hope

Unique Bob Hope Thoughts

Unique Bob Hope Thoughts

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

Author: Bob Hope

Simple Bob Hope Quotes

Simple Bob Hope Quotes

Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.

Author: Bob Hope

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Truth is a gem that is found at a great depth; whilst on the surface of the world all things are weighed by the false scale of custom.

Truth is a gem that is found at a great depth; whilst on the surface of the world all things are weighed by the false scale of custom.

Author: Lord Byron

Act in such a way that you will be worthy of being happy.

Act in such a way that you will be worthy of being happy.

Author: Immanuel Kant

Words, as is well known, are the great foes of reality.

Words, as is well known, are the great foes of reality.

Author: Joseph Conrad

If we must disagree, let's disagree without being disagreeable.

If we must disagree, let's disagree without being disagreeable.

Author: Lyndon B. Johnson

Liberty is meaningless if it is only the liberty to agree with those in power.

Liberty is meaningless if it is only the liberty to agree with those in power.

Author: Ludwig von Mises

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

Author: Bob Hope