The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
Author: Bob Hope
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
I can still chase women, only downhill
Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.
Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
Truth is a gem that is found at a great depth; whilst on the surface of the world all things are weighed by the false scale of custom.
Author: Lord Byron
Act in such a way that you will be worthy of being happy.
Author: Immanuel Kant
Words, as is well known, are the great foes of reality.
Author: Joseph Conrad
If we must disagree, let's disagree without being disagreeable.
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson
Liberty is meaningless if it is only the liberty to agree with those in power.
Author: Ludwig von Mises
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends