Bob Hope Thoughts
Best 30+ Bob Hope Messages, Quotes, and Images
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands.
I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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I like what is in the work -- the chance to find yourself.
Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong.
The criterion of truth is that it works even if nobody is prepared to acknowledge it.
Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.