I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
Author: Bob Hope
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands.
I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
Opinions are made to be changed or how is truth to be got at?
Author: Lord Byron
Daring to dream means daring to live.
Author: Robert H. Schuller
I like what is in the work -- the chance to find yourself.
Author: Joseph Conrad
Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong.
Author: Calvin Coolidge
The criterion of truth is that it works even if nobody is prepared to acknowledge it.
Author: Ludwig von Mises
Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.
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