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Best 40+ Johnny Carson Messages, Quotes, and Images
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He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.
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We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.
Johnny Carson Messages
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
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Only in the present do things happen.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Sweet are the thoughts that savor of content: the quiet mind is richer than a crown.
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
It's no good to lose touch with people who mean a lot.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.