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I am taking the applause sign home, putting it in the bedroom.
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I work because I enjoy what I'm doing, and the fact that I make money at it - big money - is a fine-and-dandy side fact.
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George Burns has been on my show twenty or thirty times, or maybe more. How can you turn down a guy that age?
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Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.
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Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday.
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New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
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A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.
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I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.
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Only lie about the future.
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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
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I have committed the worst of sins one can commit... I have not been happy.
Insanity is a legal term. Crazy is an art form.
All interest in disease and death is only another expression of interest in life.
Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter.
If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.
Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.