Steven Wright Messages
Best 30+ Steven Wright Messages, Quotes, and Images
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
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The battle is fought and decided by the quartermasters, long before the shooting begins.
Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.
The Beatles saved the world from boredom.
When we begin to glimpse the reality of God, the natural reaction is to worship him. Not to have that reaction is a fairly sure sign that we haven't yet really understood who he is or what he's done.
When your life begins to harm you, know that you have taken a detour from your true path.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?