Steven Wright Thoughts
Best 30+ Steven Wright Messages, Quotes, and Images
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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There are always times where the place of a commander isn't back with his Major State, but onward with his troops.
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
The more I go inside, the more there is to see.
There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.
You are always someones favorite unfolding story
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.