Sarcastic Quotes and Messages - Page 3
Explore a collection of hilarious and witty sarcastic quotes that will make you laugh and think. Embrace the sarcasm!
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
I realized my family was funny because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
We are all born crazy. Some of us remain that way.
Honesty may be the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.
Folks, I don’t trust children. They’re here to replace us.
Few mistakes can be made by a mother-in-law who is willing to babysit.
My uncle's dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
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You have to be proud of who you are.
New Year's Resolution: Casual promises that I am under no legal obligation to fulfill.