Sarcastic Quotes and Messages - Page 4
Explore a collection of hilarious and witty sarcastic quotes that will make you laugh and think. Embrace the sarcasm!
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
Being part of a family means smiling for photos.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
A family without a black sheep is not a typical family.
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
You cannot choose your family but you can choose to ignore their phone calls.
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
I don’t always tolerate stupid people. But when I do, I’m probably at work.
If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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Let parents bequeath to their children not riches, but the spirit of reverence.
I am so proud of your achievements. Keep on doing what you know best.
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.