Sarcastic Quotes and Messages - Page 5
Explore a collection of hilarious and witty sarcastic quotes that will make you laugh and think. Embrace the sarcasm!
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest.
Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.
Having a child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
I have a theory of relatives, too. Don't hire them.
Don’t mistake my efficiency as meaning I want to do your job, too.
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
I think a dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.
There’s no better vacation than my boss being on vacation.
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
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I intend to put up with nothing that I can put down.
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.