Jack Benny Thoughts
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I believe in being honest with myself. If there's one thing I hate it's when a comedian is great and won't admit it. I've never met one like that, but if I did, I'd hate them.
The only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot.
The doctors couldn't find anything wrong with me except that I have a slight stomach pain. Wait till I get my hospital bill! Then I'll really have a pain the stomach!
I began my show business career playing violin in San Francisco at the corner of Market and Taylor. I understand that there is a theater there now.
I'm like Will Rogers, I never met a man I didn't like... well, Eichmann maybe.
How do I get to Carnegie Hall? Practice. Practice. Practice.
I'm happy to be making my first appearance on air professionally. By that I mean I'm finally getting paid, which I know will be a great relief to my creditors.
Try saving when your salary is low. So after making more money, you will not be able to do this anywhere
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Always, through my whole life, I've had a thirst for knowledge.
If the white man wants to hold on to it, let him do so; but the Negro, so far as he is able, should develop and carry out a program of his own.
Hurry up Gene, I got a date tonight.
I don't trust nobody, especially when they say something good.
Life and love go on.
I feel responsible for Johnny Ray's success. See many years ago I asked him to be on my show and he asked for a lot of money and I cried. And he stole that from me.