Jack Benny Messages

Best 20+ Jack Benny Messages, Quotes, and Images

Jack Benny Thoughts

Jack Benny Thoughts

There's only five real people in Hollywood. Everyone else is Mel Blanc.

Author: Jack Benny

Jack Benny Quotes Images

Jack Benny Quotes Images

Everything good that happened to me happened by accident.

Author: Jack Benny

Jack Benny Messages

Jack Benny Messages

Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.

Author: Jack Benny

Short Jack Benny Quotes

Short Jack Benny Quotes

Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy.

Author: Jack Benny

Simple Jack Benny Messages

Simple Jack Benny Messages

When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.

Author: Jack Benny

Jack Benny Thoughts

Jack Benny Thoughts

I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian.

Author: Jack Benny

Jack Benny Messages Images

Jack Benny Messages Images

I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.

Author: Jack Benny

Short Jack Benny Messages

Short Jack Benny Messages

I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some handkerchiefs.

Author: Jack Benny

Unique Jack Benny Thoughts

Unique Jack Benny Thoughts

Gags die, humor doesn't.

Author: Jack Benny

Simple Jack Benny Quotes

Simple Jack Benny Quotes

I feel responsible for Johnny Ray's success. See many years ago I asked him to be on my show and he asked for a lot of money and I cried. And he stole that from me.

Author: Jack Benny

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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

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