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I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.
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If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
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You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
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Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.
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You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
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If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.
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If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
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When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'
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I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
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I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous
My father died when I was nine and a half. We were on relief for two years. They call it welfare now, but it was relief then... I never forgot the generosity of New York.
The ballot box is the surest arbiter of disputes among free men.
Life is full and overflowing with the new. But it is necessary to empty out the old to make room for the new to enter.
Like it or not, we either add to the darkness of indifference and out-and-out evil which surrounds us or we light a candle to see by.
The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.