A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky, because everything there happens 20 years after it happens anywhere else.
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
To be satisfied with what one has; that is wealth.
Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.
Great things can happen when you don't care who gets the credit.