A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't.
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Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.
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Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it.
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Consider the average intelligence of the common man, then realize 50% are even stupider.
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Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
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Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.