A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't.
Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.
Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it.
Consider the average intelligence of the common man, then realize 50% are even stupider.
Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.