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Our lives, our liberty, and our property are never in greater danger than when Congress is in session.

If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.

It was a place of sin, loose women, whiskey and gambling. It was no place for a good Presbyterian, and I did not long remain one.

The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.

There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.

Congress: America's only true criminal class.

If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.

Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.

How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!