Lewis Grizzard Quotes
Best 30+ Lewis Grizzard Messages, Quotes, and Images
I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
There's no such thing as being too Southern.
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.
Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
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You have to kill to survive. People have been doing it forever. I eat meat, and I eat fish. If I were on a deserted island I would need that to survive.
My girlfriend and I rented a nice house on the river and I was there for about two and a half months, and we were just out of Alabama. I hardly got to see Alabama.
There are not many things in my life I can be absolutely proud of or certain I got right, but one of them is that I've got better as an actor. I've learnt how to do it. And I still have enough energy to do it.
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes.
You are not alone in the world. You are part of an ensemble.