Chetan Bhagat Thoughts

The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can't even tell who is who.

That's what human relationships are about &ndash selective sharing and hiding of information to the point of crazy confusion.

Most people who own colleges in India haven't. Stupid people go to college. Smart people own them,

When you screw someone's life, the least you can do is leave the person alone.

I thought about my [Punjabi] family. The only nakshatram we think about is the division of petrol pumps when we have to see the girl.

It's not arrogance. [Tamilians] are quiet people.

Don't be serious , be sincere

There are things some people can never understand.there's no point to telling them.

Smoke is beautiful weightless and shapeless, it almost appears as deceptively powerless as the person releasing it, yet, it comes from within and rises above us all. Crap,

In cigarettes, we have pictures of blackened lungs on the packs. But packets of potato chips dont bear the picture of an obese heart patient, right?